WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MY WIFE – SENEGAL…

July 16, 2009 at 12:16 am (OP.ED & other EDs, TOSHED SALAD) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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HERE IT IS FOLKS. The moment you didn’t know you were waiting for. After some speed bumps, and some side tracking on my part, the first episode of WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MY WIFE? (WITWIMW) is finished and uploaded awaiting your hate and discontent…. NO, I mean positive feedback and constructive criticism. First off, the narrator I had to use really was useless (for those of you who do NOT know my voice, that IS me narrating – you may get the lame joke now). Hopefully he will get his shit together for the next episode. So, head on over to the provided link and don’t forget to leave your comments below after you’ve wasted two minutes of your life. Enjoy.
EPISODE 1: SENEGAL

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WhoGAS? JOLIE is an airhead – POTTER is a dirtbag…

July 10, 2009 at 6:59 pm (WhoGAS?)

Here it is folks. There very first WhoGAS post, where I bitch and complain about some of the more inept and inane crap out there on the web. I broke down the acronym on WhoGAS in an earlier post, but those of you that missed it, WhoGAS = Who Gives A Shit? I’m sure there are some of you who have read a few of my posts and said this very phrase. Now, it’s my turn. So let’s get on with it.

I frequent a vast amount of entertainment sites and celebrity sites. IMDb is probably one of my favorites, but some of the “news” they throw up on there is less than desirable. Here are a couple of those breaking news stories.

Excuse me, where do you sell the babies?

Excuse me, where do you sell the babies?

Apparently Angelina Jolie took up flying a few years back. Yet another act of insecurity to prove to the world that she can do anything. She acquired her license then decided to have a bunch of babies and adopt a bunch of babies from other countries beside the U.S., where there are plenty of acceptable children to adopt. Needless to say, she stopped her new “hobby”. I know, heart breaking. Don’t start shedding those tears just yet, because ladies and gentlemen, SHE’s BACK… in the air… in her own plane. Guess what? I guarantee none of you care. Moving on.

FULL STORY if you DO give a shit.

I am ssssooooo dirty... no I really I am.

I am ssssooooo dirty... no I really I am.

So, Daniel Radcliffe, the man-child who has played Harry Potter for nearly a decade, is requesting an odd birthday gift from his friends and family – cleaning supplies. Apparently he has flown from the nest finally and now that he’s living on his own, he’s become something of a dirty British slob. To be more accurate, Radcliffe has in fact asked for a handheld vacuum to clean his “flat” (FLAT = HOME in British talk). That is one small flat. In the article he goes on to say…. ah fuck it. WhoGAS?

FULL STORY why would you want to?

Here is a little something that you might care about. I know at least my wife will. ENJOY! A CUTE BABY SOMETHING

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OP-ED and other EDs…

July 10, 2009 at 10:20 am (OP.ED & other EDs)

In this category you will find things that may not necessarily relate to any type of entertainment news, but may be entertaining in a way. This is the page where I might bitch about some insignificant fact of life that many of us can relate to. Here is also where I will be posting my “mini-documentaries” from WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MY WIFE? I hope everyone enjoys this little supplement to TOSHBLOGGED.

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